Undecided Dreams

Jun 18

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

(via pink-sunflowers)

[video]

ravkan:

ravkan:

so im lying naked in bed bc its hot out and then i hear an icecream truck AND I WAS REALLY SCARED I WOULDNT GET TO IT IN TIME SO I GRABBED MY MONEY AND BLANKET AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET NAKED IN BLANKET TO GET ICEC REAM AND IT WAS THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE

yolo was never more appropriate

(via the-bitchin-butler)

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

(via the-bitchin-butler)

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dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(Source: vonlipwigs, via fake-mermaid)

iheartshenanigans:

Artistic-ie Thingies on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/61595688/via/morgieee_

(via although)

• me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
• mum: what
• me:
• mum:
• me: Virgin Mobile
• mum: go to your room

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

• BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
• Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
• BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
• Grandma: What?
• BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
• Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

cascadians:

i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”

(via the-bitchin-butler)

[video]

are we just going to ignore the fact that the king of sweden is fucking hilarious

vanehwasreal:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

vanehwasreal:

i mean what

what the fuck

gustav no

stop it

gustav please

yOU MADE MY POST BETTER

(via the-bitchin-butler)

_{aaron tveit performing at the 65th annual tony awards}

(Source: msbarks, via samthenardier)

(Source: amargedom, via messingly)

theboyvvonder:

I knew you were trouble when you walked into my house and demanded me for all my valuables. 

(via the-bitchin-butler)