June 2013
“People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.”
—Unknown (via perfect)
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
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god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
so im lying naked in bed bc its hot out and then i hear an icecream truck AND I WAS REALLY SCARED I WOULDNT GET TO IT IN TIME SO I GRABBED MY MONEY AND BLANKET AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET NAKED IN BLANKET TO GET ICEC REAM AND IT WAS THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE
yolo was never more appropriate
I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT
AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????
YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?
- me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
- mum: what
- me:
- mum:
- me: Virgin Mobile
- mum: go to your room
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
- BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
- Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
- BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
- Grandma: What?
- BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
- Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”
are we just going to ignore the fact that the king of sweden is fucking hilarious
i mean what
what the fuck
gustav no
stop it
gustav please
yOU MADE MY POST BETTER
I knew you were trouble when you walked into my house and demanded me for all my valuables.
I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.
that is a terrifying thought
johnny depp as 12 helena bonham carter as the companion
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
[maeby coughing nearby]: WOAAAH AN ANIMAL CROSSING GIVEAWAY WOAAAH →
apatheticghost.tumblr.com
So recently I hit 1k followers and that to me is a pretty great tumblr milestone. So to thank my followers, people who reblogged my posts and just anyone who has just supported me on this site I’ve decided to thank you guys by giving a little something back
SO
What am I…
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
